Welcome to my blog, I am an gamer / trophy hunter on playstation and I have also start getting into Anime. I play on PS3/PS4 bc im too stupid for PC gaming. I really dont have a theme with my blog though so expect lots of different stuff. I also have a nice OCD (when people touch me i have to touch them back) up the ass and i used to have a bad case of Chuunibyuo.

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

Did you see that Zach! Clear as a crisp Spring Morning!

Now you see your data

Now you don’t

Am i the only one who really liked the Watch_Dogs Bad Blood DLC?

When ever anyone touches me.

When ever anyone touches me.

(Source: koyomichi)

  • Vaas: The first time I ever killed was for my sister...
  • --
  • Citra: *screaming* KILL IT, VAAS, KILL IT!
  • Vaas: I'M TRYING, CITRA!
  • Citra: *screams louder* HURRY!
  • Vaas: *whacks spider with shoe*
  • Citra: *gross sobbing*
  • --
  • Jason, Liza, Oliver, pirate:
  • Vaas: But that was not enough for her...

sabertore:

When you don’t get cummies

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So googled what in the fuck a cummy is and i got this.

"Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected ejaculated semen after male masterbation, usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from spilling and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you masterbate (but mums know what’s going on - the smell is a giveaway!)"

-Urban Dictionary

ialmosthavealifenow:


nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Guess it’s safe to say I’m not into anal

ialmosthavealifenow:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

Guess it’s safe to say I’m not into anal

(Source: iraffiruse)

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